Artwork courtesy of Megan Broussard Maughaun, designed by Blake Lagneaux.
At a shoe store
Salesperson: “Are you planning on doing more running in them or more cross-training?”
Man: “I plan on doing a lot of walking around Home Depot.”
[Read more "Overheard in Louisiana" jokes here.]
Joke and illustration by Megan Broussard Maughan
At a nail salon
Woman #1: “Ugh, I never know what color to get.”
Woman #2: “You say that every time and always get some shade of nipple.”
Joke and illustration by Megan Broussard Maughan
At a bookstore
Woman #1: “This one’s about a 300-year-old woman cursed to be forgotten by everyone she meets.”
Woman #2: “Which Real Housewife wrote a memoir?”
Joke and illustration by Megan Broussard Maughan
Husband: “I really want to get into pickleball.”
Wife: “Man, they really are pickling everything these days.”
Joke and illustration by Megan Broussard Maughan
At a restaurant
Server: “Ready?”
Diner: “Wait until that table leaves first. I don’t want ‘em to see my swamp ass.”
Woman with thick Southern drawl: “I need to pay.”
NOLA server: “You already paid, baby.”
Woman: “Noooo, pay. Where’s the restroom?”
Joke and illustration by Megan Broussard Maughan
At a Bar
Woman #1: “I’m moving to Baton Rouge for my husband.”
Woman #2: “What does he do?”
Woman #1: “I don’t know. I haven’t met him yet.”
