The Kitchen Witches

In Playmakers Theater's newest production, two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses have hated each other for thirty years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults fly faster than the food. Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep order, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle. The show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer. 7 pm. $20 at bontempstix.com.