30 by Ninety Theatre Presents "Nunsense"

The Order of the Little Sisters of Hoboken take over a high school auditorium to hold a fundraising variety show to raise money to bury several sisters (who were accidentally poisoned by their cook). They must inter the nuns before the health inspector comes and finds the dead nuns in their freezer, which in addition to being unhygienic, isn't even consecrated. Fraught with hilarity, both Catholic and otherwise, five nuns try to give their planned performance amidst chaos and calamity, on stage at 30 by Ninety Theatre. 8 pm Fridays and Saturdays, 2:30 pm Sundays. $26.75–$33.75. 30byninety.com.