Jurassic Quest

After months of top secret research and experimentation, the secret's out. Well sort of. Our reporters haven't managed to secure whether what "they" have discovered is time travel or a method of cloning amber-fossilized DNA from a mosquito. Details. Whatever this is, it is big. We're talking Argentinosaurus huinculensis big. Dinosaur big. 

Because folks, the fact is, there are dinosaurs inside of the Ernest N. Morial Convention Center this weekend. Over eighty real(istic) true(ly impressive), moving, breathing dinosaurs. Dinosaurs from the Cretaceous period, the Jurassic Period, and dinosaurs from the Triassic period. Baby dinosaurs, teenage dinosaurs, scaly, feathered, and even furry dinosaurs. Ridable dinosaurs! And fun, educational activities for all ages. 

3 pm–8 p on Friday; 9 am–8 pm on Saturday and Sunday. Parking is free; $22; $36 for Kids' VIP; $20 for seniors. jurassicquest.com.