Mean Girls
to
Saenger Theatre 1111 Canal Street, New Orleans, Louisiana 70116
I don't know if I've got ESPN, but I foresee Regina George capturing your heart this month—maybe also punching you in the face. Equally awesome. Tina Fey's incomparable 2004 hit takes the stage at the Saenger again. On top of the obligatory rendition of Jingle Bell Rock, just imagine the sorts of viciously funny songs might burn books, Plastics, and bus injuries inspire. Tuesday–Thursday performances at 7:30 pm (On Wednesday, wear pink); Friday and Saturday at 8 pm, with a Saturday matinee at 2 pm; Sunday performances at 1 pm and 6:30 pm. $65–$109. saengernola.com.