The Kitchen Witches

In Cutting Edge Theater's March production, Isobel Lomax (Dawn Mastuscuco) and Dolly Biddle (Lisa Castro) play two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for thirty years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults fly faster than the food. Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen (Brett Trahan) tries to keep order, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle. The show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer. 8 pm Fridays and Saturdays from March 18—April 2. 767 Robert Boulevard. $22.50–$30 tickets. cuttingedgetheater.com.