Mean Girls
to
Saenger Theatre 1111 Canal Street, New Orleans, Louisiana 70116

Joan Marcus, 2019
Pictured (L-R): Danielle Wade (Cady Heron), Megan Masako Haley (Gretchen Wieners), Mariah Rose Faith (Regina George), and Jonalyn Saxer (Karen Smith) in the National Touring Company of "Mean Girls"
I don't know if I've got ESPN, but I foresee Regina George capturing your heart this month—maybe also punching you in the face. Equally awesome. Tina Fey's incomparable 2004 hit takes the stage at the Saenger for the first time, musical-style. On top of the obligatory rendition of Jingle Bell Rock, just imagine the sorts of viciously funny songs might burn books, Plastics, and bus injuries inspire. Tuesday–Thursday performances at 7:30 pm (On Wednesday, wear pink); Friday and Saturday at 8 pm, with a Saturday matinee at 2 pm; Sunday performances at 1 pm and 6:30 pm. $65–$109. saengernola.com.